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Numb3rs: Muffin Voodoo (Fanfiction)

Muffin Voodoo

Series: Eight ways Charlie and Ian got together … and one they didn’t 5/9 (Masterlist)
Word Count: 522
Summary: “And here I was thinking that you would never make the first move.“
Characters: Charles Eppes, Ian Edgerton
Pairing: Charlie/Ian Edgerton
Rating: PG-13
Setting: after Pandora's Box
Author's Note: Written for the September Rewatch Challenge Pandora's Box on sniper_voodoo . This one's a quickie. RL was a b*** and I had to finish my Torchwood Big Bang story.
Feedback: Can’t breathe without it.
Disclaimer: I’m not making money with this fanfic. The tv-show Numb3rs and the characters appearing within it belong to their producers and creators. Any similarities to living or dead persons are purely coincidental and not intended.

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Charlie switched on the light in the garage when he entered. He turned around to face his guest, spread his arms and said, “That's it.“

Ian took a bite from his muffin and entered. He looked around curiously.

“Well. This is your voodoo cave.“

Charlie rolled his eyes.

“Not voodoo. Math.“

Ian shoved a hand into his jeans pocket and took a closer look at one of the blackboards.

“Voodoo,“ he repeated with conviction, smiling at Charlie. The younger man answered with a nervous grin and watched Ian leaning against his desk. He was confused. Since Don had invited Ian over to join Millie, Amita and Larry at the Eppes' house for dinner, the sniper was overly focused on Charlie. Larry and Amita had left half an hour ago, Alan was watching an old movie with Millie and Don and Ian had asked Charlie to show him around the garage. The agent grinned and Charlie wondered if he'd ever seen Ian do that before. Most of the time, he was just smirking.

“So, Professor,“ Ian said, “what are we up to now?“

Charlie swallowed. Was Ian flirting with him? Really?

Charlie wouldn't object, in fact he would be delighted, but he was a bit insecure.

“We could go and join the others,“ he said.

“We could,“ Ian answered before taking another bite from his muffin.

Charlie swallowed. He stepped closer to Ian.

“Any other ideas?“ he asked.

Ian shrugged, raising his eyebrows.

“Your decision.“

Charlie was pretty sure that they were no longer talking about joining the others. He was now standing just in front of Ian. The agent held up his muffin.

“As long as you're not getting between me and my fiber again.“

“That was a practical demonstration.“

“Using my dessert?“

Charlie grinned.

“I'm doing that all the time. Ask Megan.“ He took Ian's muffin and put it on the desk.

“Now what?“ the agent asked. Charlie took a deep breath and curled his hand around Ian's back of the neck before pulling him down for a kiss. Ian's hands slipped around Charlie's hip, pulling him closer. He broke the kiss and pressed their foreheads together.

“And here I was thinking that you would never make the first move.“

“You could have given me a sign, you know,“ Charlie answered.

“I was practically jumping up and down. I think even Colby saw what was going on.“

Charlie kissed him into silence, his hands looking for a hold against the desk to press closer to Ian's body. The muffin tumbled over the edge and to the floor.

“Oh!“ he smiled against Ian's lips.

The agent followed his eyes downwards and groaned in frustration.

“This is getting old very fast.“

“I didn't do it on purpose this time.“

Ian turned them around to press Charlie against the desk, crowding him until Charlie was forced to hop onto the table and Ian could stand between his spread legs.

“You're going to kiss that better,“ Ian ordered.

Charlie laughed.

“Yes, sir.“


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( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
Oct. 1st, 2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
Another muffin bites the dust but for a good cause. :-)
Oct. 1st, 2010 04:29 pm (UTC)

One should really watch their food around Charlie.
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