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Stargate SG-1: Cultural Shock (Fanfiction)

Cultural shock

Series: Sharing (Masterlist)
Word Count: 704
Summary: Sharing a tent: Teal’c and Jonas!
Rating: PG
Setting: Season 6
Feedback: Can’t breathe without it.
Beta: Era Telris, thank you!
Disclaimer: I’m not making money with this fanfic. The tv-show Stargate SG-1 and the characters appearing within it belong to their producers and creators. Any similarities to living or dead persons are purely coincidental and not intended.

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“Teal’c you’re from another planet, too, right?“ Jonas started a conversation that sounded curiosity inspired. The Jaffa raised one eyebrow and nodded once slowly. Jonas seemed to think it enough of an answer and continued, “I asked Colonel O’Neill about possibilities to pass my free time but I think he … didn’t take me seriously.”

“What do you mean?“ Teal’c asked.

Jonas shrugged. “He said the only things coming to mind were hockey, The Simpsons and fishing.“

Teal’c nodded. “That sounds like O’Neill.“

Jonas shrugged. “There has to be more than … than … that,“ he said, almost indignantly. Teal’c raised one eyebrow and Jonas explained, “I mean … hockey’s brutal – how can that be fun? The Simpsons is a tv show and I don’t understand how one can spend all his free time with it. And fishing is ...“

He was looking for the right words and Teal’c decided to help him out. “Boring?“

“That too,“ Jonas replied.

“A waste of time?“

“That too.“



Teal’c stayed silent.

“Barbaric,“ Jonas finally answered.

Teal’c nodded. “Indeed.“

“You aren’t so fond f it, either, huh?“ Jonas asked and glanced at him.

“No. I understand Major Carter’s refusal to go with O’Neill,“ Teal’c answered.

Jonas nodded in understanding. “But … what else is there? I need a hobby. I mean, I don’t want to ask Major Carter and Dr. Fraiser again. Major Carter’s interested in her projects and her motor bike, and Dr. Fraiser’s obsessed with a man named Tom Cruise.“

“I think motor bikes are very interesting,“ Teal’c replied.

“Yeah, to drive around on but … she’s working on one non-stop. And I think that's not allowed on base.“

“Indeed,“ Teal’c answered.

“I’d like to do something that’s … allowed. I mean … I’m living on the base.“

“You could leave the base in the evening with us and go to O’Malley’s,“ Teal’c suggested.

“Is that a hobby?“ Jonas asked.

“Not really,“ Teal’c admitted.

“Is there a sport I could do?“ Jonas asked.

“I singed up for a beginners class in golfing once,“ Teal’c explained.

“And? Was that good?“

“I was forbidden to attend.“


“My real identity could have been revealed. It was too big a risk.“

“How did you even get the idea?“

“O’Neill,“ Teal’c answered.

“So, he’s not spending his free time with The Simpsons, hockey and fishing,“ Jonas muttered with a sigh.

Teal’c hesitated, before he answered, “He is.“ Then, his face lit up. “But he is a big follower of a sport taking place in a club at the harbour.“


“You would like it, too. Major Carter and Dr. Fraiser, though, think that it is not acceptable. But it is a very interesting rite only men enjoy.“

“What is it?“

“Women wearing nothing but bikinis fight against each other … in an arena filled with jello.“

Jonas grimaced in disgust. “Jello?“


“That’s interesting?“

“Indeed.“ Teal’c was smiling softly.

“Okay,“ Jonas said, sceptical.

“Every Monday we spend on Earth not on duty, O’Neill and myself attend that rite. Sometimes, Daniel Jackson would come with us.“

Jonas nodded thoughtfully. “Okay.“

“Teal’c!“ a woman called from the fire near the tent.

“Major Carter!“ the Jaffa answered her.

“You won’t take Jonas with you to those horrible sexist fights!“

“Oh, yeah, Carter, we will!“ Jack called from his and Carter’s tent beside Teal’c and Jonas’.

“Colonel! You already dragged Daniel with you!“

“He loved it!“

“He hated it!“

“No, Carter, you’re confusing something there!“

“He asked me to give him an alibi so that he didn’t have to come with you!“

“That’s not true!“

“It is true,“ Teal’c said softly and Jonas nodded his understanding. While the two officers kept arguing, Teal’c and Jonas got ready for sleep.

“You corrupted Daniel with it! And now, you’re going to corrupt Jonas!“

“C’mon, Carter! Jonas is a grown man! He needs that!“...

JJ 08/05

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